![]() ![]() If you are experiencing discomfort or symptoms, PLEASE seekout medical care. This website is not intended to take the place of a real medical diagnostic or any other tests or treatments that have been or may be recommended by a healthcare provider. These tests are in no way scientifically accurate – they are completely fake and intended for amusement only! Each test contains a disclaimer that indicates that it is a prank, and not a real test. While these joke test/panel results look realistic, they are not real tests from a doctor. This continuous randomization adds to the professional nature of the completed forms – and means only those who order have the true product (and it rotates periodically). Yes! We occasionally adjust the logo that goes on the form for customer privacy. If you can’t find it anywhere please contact our support team ASAP at and we’ll respond with an update! If you don’t see it from there, check your spam folder!ĭepending on email carrier, and/or inbox settings, the email with the completed PDF form may go there. Please allow up to 45 minutes for orders to process during peak hours. We do! You can access the UK version of our form (with the adjusted date format to dd.MM.yyyy) here. I’m in the UK – Do you have an EU Version? They are in no way intended to give any actual indication of any medical condition.Ĭompletely Private! Again we do not retain any personally identifiable information or share with any outside party (apart from payment processing partners). Terrible timing excluded.The panels we create are purely for entertainment purposes only. The more likely reality, however, is of a woman who chose to do the right thing, even if it wasn’t the easy thing. If that was your modus operandi, Lou Lou, well played and the Melbourne arts community thanks you. In hindsight, it’s possible Lou Lou was actually a deranged ex on a one-woman mission to sabotage our weekend. When SNB and I returned home, we both got tested and were given the all clear. And chances are they will both be grateful for it. ![]() But if you do find yourself in Lou Lou’s shoes, there is a mature, safe way to let an old partner, and their new one, know they might want to check their privates. In fact, misusing it could have potentially serious legal consequences and it’s just a bit shit. The moral of this story is definitely not to use an STI alert service as a vehicle for pranks on innocent friends. Sex with Strangers, Electronic Cheating and Dating for the Shy. Needless to say SNB and I took in a lot of galleries and sporting events that weekend. I wondered if I too would act as selflessly in a similar situation. I will never meet her or have the opportunity to tell her I rate her lady balls (let’s be honest, that would be weird) but from afar I figured she had at least earned herself some good relationship karma. I’m not thrilled she had relations with SNB (naturally in my head I was his only ever girlfriend) but there was something classy in what she had done. I suddenly developed a strange respect for this Lou Lou character. She had nothing to gain and lots to lose - but she did it anyway. It was a courtesy – a courtesy that should always be extended but one that would have brought painstaking levels of embarrassment. There was an anonymous option but Lou Lou hadn’t taken it. You know, in case the recipient gets some paranoid idea his friends are playing a practical joke. She was a (recent-ish) past fling of SNB and she had chosen the less comfortable option of putting her name to this virtual heads-up in an attempt to add legitimacy to its contents. In our Gonorrheoa-induced trance, SNB and I had completely missed it. The mastermind responsible is bound to step forward and mark their place in the hall of fame of modern prankery.Įventually, one observant friend points to a woman’s name at the bottom of the text. This kind of evil genius requires research, imagination and clear vision (I later learned it requires no more than someone entering a phone number into a website – how is it more people aren’t misusing this?). SNB sends screenshot of STI message to said friends on WhatsApp. They know we’re on our first weekend away and evidently couldn’t resist the opportunity to throw a sexually transmitted spanner in the works. SNB’s mates quickly become prime suspects. Thanks to this new service, patients are given the option to send an anonymous text or email to update an ex-partner on their STI results. But wait, it addresses SNB by his first name. People really need to be more careful when they’re punching in the digits, I scoff. Surely it’s been sent to the wrong number. My millennial breakfast had been going so well. ![]() Let Them Know - helping people who have been diagnosed with Chlamydia, Gonorrhoea, etc to tell their sexual partners that they might also be at risk. ![]()
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